Five days since her granddaughter's birth Sarah has yet to announce it

Is it because Track produced a girl instead of a boy? Does that make him less manly Sarah?



Or is it because Track and Britta got pregnant out of wedlock and that gives the abstinence only mantra less credibility?



Britta's mom made an annoucement. She's not ashamed and she is a pastor's wife!



Or is it because she is so distracted by Mercede telling the truth about the Palins?



From The National Enquirer



IN her biggest meltdown EVER, an irate SARAH PALIN went ballistic over a trash-talking interview by LEVI JONSTON’s sister MERCEDE!



Mercede Johnston opened fire in a vicious attack – telling a men’s maga?zine that the former Alaska governor would suffer a “mental breakdown” if elected president.



Sources say “Mama Grizzly” Sarah be?came so enraged she vowed the Johnston clan would never again see baby Tripp, the out-of-wedlock son of Levi and her daughter Bristol.



But acid-tongued Mer?cede – who posed nude in “Playboy” – charged that Bristol’s pregnancy “wasn’t an accident. She and Levi planned it. They were trying to con?ceive for months.”



Protective Palin reacted in a fury – denouncing Mercede as “a little whore,” her entire family as “trailer trash” and Mercede’s mother as “a drug dealer,” say sources.



The former Gov. was referring to Levi and Mercede’s mom Sherry Johnston who’s still serving 3 years house arrest following her 2009 conviction for selling “hillbilly heroin” Oxycontin.

Sarah is a grandma again

track and britta had there baby girl last night, kyla grace palin. nice to know it has a normal name. track and britta do your child a favor and keep sarah away from her. and dont preach abstinence to kyla. would like to see one heath to not be in the family way before marriage. i wonder if this kyla will look like curtis menard.

It's Official-Track and Britta were pregnant before the wedding!-Update

From The Immoral Minority

About two weeks later I received a tip that Britta was indeed pregnant and that fellow students in her nursing classes were all talking about it, and the family was afraid it would soon come out. Then not much later I received yet ANOTHER tip saying that Britta was definitely with child and was avoiding certain casual friends so that the word would not get around and embarrass the families.

Yet it was still all hearsay and I did not feel it was enough to say definitively that the quickie marriage was due to the impending birth of yet another baby into the Palin family.

That is it WAS all hearsay until I received this picture in my email inbox of Britta opening up gifts at her.....wait for it.....baby shower. (Apparently the shower took place just a couple of days ago at the Palin compound in Wasilla.)

Congrats to Track and Britta on their bundle of joy!

A few comments though-why would someone give Britta a jacket for a 2-3 year old when it won't fit an infant?  Unless they plan on saving it for the kid.  Someone else on IM mentioned that maybe this picture is a hoax and that it may be someone else's shower or a kid's birthday party, hence the large jacket.

I really do respect Track for trying to keep a low profile, but I wonder how the Palinbots are going to try and justify this one.  Face it, the tradition in the Heath/Palin families is to get knocked up first then married.  Or be like Bristol and not even marry at all.

Sally and Chuck Heath-pregnant before marriage
Sarah and Todd-pregnant before marriage
Molly and Mike Wooten-pregnant before marriage
Bristol and Levi-never bothered to get married
Track and Britta-pregnant before marriage

Willow will be next.

SPECIAL THANKS TO JESSE GRIFFIN FOR ALL HE DOES WITH HIS BLOG AND GETTING GOOD CONTACTS.   HE DOES THE WORK OF THREE JOURNALISTS.. Update-Gawker has picked up the story http://m.gawker.com/5823062/sarah-palin-is-going-to-be-a-grandmother-again

More proof that Track and Britta's wedding was shotgun-Update

I really do not care what Track and Britta do since they try to keep a low profile, but since Miss Quittypants and Bristhole preach abstinence I think it is news that they were preggers before the wedding. That and the fact that practically everyone in the Palin and Heath families were pregnant before marriage, with Willow and Piper probably following in their footsteps.

Kind of odd that the registry says Britta Hanson and not Palin or even Track's name. Hmmm.

I see that the due date is Aug 29. Will keep and eye out for that. That is also Sarah and Todd's wedding anniversary.

I wonder what the birth announcement will read. Paternal Grandparents are Sarah and Todd Palin and the late Curtis Menard Jr.? Hee Hee!

Update-Britta with all her shower loot:

A big shout out to Malia Litman

Malia Litman is a blogger whose main goal is to expose Sarah Palin for the fraud that she is.  Anyways she posted a pic of Track's wedding yesterday and I commented that Sarah and Todd were not wearing their wedding rings.  She picked up on that and wrote a post about it and gave me props for pointing out the non wedding rings.  Thank you Malia for your kind words.  You can read Malia's blog and post here

Remember when I posted that Track Palin was engaged?

Not anymore!  From dlisted.com (how appropriate)

The eldest Palin son, 22-year-old Track, married his high school sweetheart, 21-year-old Britta Hanson, in an intimate ceremony in Hatcher Pass, Alaska today. After the young army reservist and the nursing student were married, their families immediately wrapped this statement in seal blubber and sent it to the office of People via a carrier falcon:

"Our families couldn't be happier! These are two hard working, humble, active, studious young adults who grew up together. We're tickled that after two decades of friendship we proudly witnessed their marriage, knowing their new life together will be blessed.

They will have a larger wedding celebration this winter at Alaska's Alyeska Ski Resort when extended family and friends from the Lower 48 can travel north for a long ski weekend.

The Hanson and Palin families are ecstatic and proud that Britta and Track married in one of our favorite spots in America, spectacular Hatcher Pass, Alaska. It's a site we've all shared fun memories of skiing, snowboarding, hiking and snowmachining."

You know, there's something very familiar about this whole thing. Having a surprise wedding on a weekday afternoon... The bride wearing a smart casual blazer from Dress Barn with a slimming black t-shirt from The Limited.... A bouquet covering any evidence.... I KNOW! This is just like the wedding my cousin had when she didn't want our abuelita finding out that she was 3-months knocked up! Ho tried to put a silencer on the shot gun! This is just like that.

However, in this case, instead of worrying about an abuelita finding out, they're trying to keep it from the publicist who handles Bristol Palin's pro-abstinence speaking engagements.

Anyways, Congratulations to Track and Britta.  I sincerely hope everything works out for them.  Now on to the snark.

It looks like Todd and Sarah are not wearing their wedding rings.  Hmmm.  Also note how Rev. and Mrs Hanson are having bodily contact and act like they like each other.  Not so with the groom's parents.  Seven months from now they will have a bigger celebration.  Does that mean the  baby will be born by then?  Also Track looks more like Menard than Todd in this pic, although comments on Immoral Minority beg to differ.

Reason #60 not to vote for Sarah Palin for anything

She lied about Track's military service.

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Update* Thanks to a dilligent reader we now can confirm that Sarah Palin didn’t raise a combat vet. According to Track Palin’s own DD214 he never received a Combat Infantrymans Badge or any badge earned for service in combat. So she effectivly raised a Guardsman who sat in the rear with his gear *End Update*

Sarah Palin yet again ceases to surprise me when it comes to riding on the success of others. This time while at Glen Beck’s “Restoring the Honor” gathering in Washington D.C. she decided to use her son’s bravery to cover over her lack of political experience. Sarah Palin the woman who has never hunted but lied about it, quit her job as Governor, engages in media brawls with Levi Johnston and can’t name political policies has raised a combat vet. Yes ladies and gentleman that is her only accomplishment in life.

While at the rally Palin said “say whatcha want about me but I raised a combat vet and you can’t take that away from me”. She also said “I am not here to speak as a politician but as a mother of a soldier” although I don’t know how she could speak as a politician because she quit that long ago. Her son Track Palin is a member of the Alaska National Guard and deployed with the 25th Infantry Division 1st Stryker Brigade to Iraq in 2008.

What irritates me is that Sarah is acting like she accomplished something monumental by raising a child who decided to join the Guard. Saying “I raised a combat vet” is like saying “I raised a cancer survivor” it has nothing to do with you however you try to take credit for it. I’m not sure how her saying that gets her any standing with the “tea party” who is filled with old conservative soldiers who actually fought for this country. I didn’t think I could be more disgusted with her but yet again I was wrong; who is she to try and gain an edge by riding off her son’s coattails. Is she really that desperate?

So Sarah Palin raised a weekend warrior who deployed to Iraq, a daughter who has unprotected sex and I won’t even touch on the exploitation of her mentally handicapped child. She, in my opinion, abuses the status of being a mother to try and further advance her lackluster political career and it is disgusting to watch. I successfully raised a house cat and taught it to poop in a box but you don’t see me bragging about it. It does go to show you that the Tea Party is full of people who can’t think for themselves and follow the words of the even more ignorant like sheep. This convention that Beck put on was supposedly to “restore Americas honor” but the only way that is possible is if the Tea Party falls on its sword.

You know I really feel sorry for Track,  his mother lying about his military service.  That is not supporting the troops.  No wonder Track stays out of the spotlight.

Track Palin engaged?

Gryphen over at Immoral Minority made a comment that Track and his longtime girlfriend Britta are engaged.  Any truth to that?  You can read it here.

Reason #44 not to vote for Sarah Palin for anything-Update

The Palins pal around with murderers

A U.S. Army soldier who's been charged with murdering three Afghan civilians appears to have crossed paths with the family of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. On Friday, Spc. Jeremy Morlock, 22, of Wasilla, Alaska, was arrested on charges of premeditated murder related to the deaths of three Afghans near Kandahar, Afghanistan, where he served with the Army's 5th Stryker Brigade.

Morlock is the first of 10 soldiers under investigation for the murders to be charged. The inquiry began after a soldier at Forward Operating Base Ramrod, near Kandahar, went to his superiors with allegations of illegal drug use in his unit last month. The whistleblower was severely beaten by his colleagues; while recovering in a hospital, he came forward with the murder allegations.

Wasilla, as Palin frequently pointed out during the 2008 election campaign, is a very small community, so it's not surprising that the Palin family would have developed relationships, however incidental, with one of its residents. According to a 2009 People magazine profile of Bristol Palin, Jeremy Morlock's sister April is a friend of Bristol's and attended a "pizza and bingo party" at the Palin residence. And in 2005, Jeremy

Morlock played in a high school hockey league with Palin's son Track, who himself served in the Army in Iraq. The two apparently attended different high schools.

A representative for Palin would not state on the record whether or not the Palin camp would comment on any past contact with Morlock. April Morlock did not immediately respond to an email.

During Bristol's time in LA for DWTS, April Morlock Jeremy's sister came to visit her.

In December of 2010 Jeremy became a father. Maybe thats why Bristol looked so pregnant. She was carrying Jeremy's baby.

Also the house that Willow trashed in December 2009 was owned by the Morlocks.

Tsk tsk tsk Sarah.

Jeremy has been sentenced to 24 years in prison.  Too short for me.  He should have been executed.

Reason #35 not to vote for Sarah Palin for anything

She promotes family values yet doesn't follow them herself

The National Enquirer has the details of what the tabloid dubs its "exhaustive" and "extensive" probe of Sarah Palin's extramarital dalliance this week. It was not with that guy who had his divorce papers sealed, but with a city council member in nearby Palmer (pop: smaller than Wasilla) they say! And from the looks of his facial hair, he is a total Toddpelganger.* It went down in the nineties, when David Foster Wallace and Elizabeth Wurtzel were an item, and it involved: snowmobiles, remote cabins, polygraphs, declarations of love, small-town politics and another one of those wackjob ex-brothers-in-law that are such a rich natural resource in Alaska. Full story after the jump! Okay, Brad Hanson. Born in Montana, he grew up in small town Alaska, was a high school jock and is basically the exact same as Todd Palin down to the facial hair but not nearly as totally awesome, which sort of stands to reason why Palin would fall in love with him. A supporter of strip malls and self-professed enemy of "small-town charm" the Palmer football/hockey coach and property developer bonded with Todd over sports and hunting-type activities and ran a snowmobile dealership together until Todd discovered Brad and Sarah had been bonding, according to the Enquirer, over a shared interest in politics.
The Enquirer says Sarah Palin told friends the relationship was never "consummated" but you know how they get around that in Islam.
Here's their evidence:
1. This guy they picture, Jim Burdett. He's the ex-con former brother-in-law of Brad Hanson's wife Carolyn's brother Craig Bratton, and boy is he a piece of work. Served three years in some unspecified clink for some sort of "theft," he filed for bankruptcy in 2001, he supposedly "turned his life around" and now "speaks regularly with family members" — that may change! — and says that everyone always knew Brad had had an affair but that it wasn't until recently that word went down the family pipeline that the affair had been with Sarah Palin, and that if the Enquirer came calling they had better deny that the affair had been with Sarah Palin. Just to make sure, the Enquirer strapped him to a polygraph and he passed with flying colors.
2. When the Enquirer initially called the Hanson household, Carolyn reportedly said: "I would prefer not to talk about it. It's a nonissue." Then she hung up. Then she called back. And then said, "There is absolutely no truth to this story. It is a complete rumor."
3. Than Brad got on the phone and said, hilariously: "Todd and I are still friends. We own a cabin together. I talked to him four times this week. Does that sound like there was a disagreement?" Um, I have had boyfriends I didn't talk to on the phone four times in a week unless something was SERIOUSLY UP so yeah.
Anyway, thoughts:
1. Brad owns a cabin with Todd. Todd also owns a cabin with that other guy with the sealed divorce papers, Scott Richter. The Palins are looking like the Treasury Department with all those ownership stakes in the housing market!
2. Unless it's the same house, in which case, with the affairs and divorces and procreation and prescription pill-popping and Divine Energy Policy Intervention going down, that house is more zeitgeisty than the Real World house circa 1992!
3. I hated the movie American Beauty, so why can I not get it out of my mind with this crew?
4. Sigh, speaking of, as Wonkette pointed out, Peggy Noonan sorta said it best about these scandals back on Friday. Yeah, we will bite on this, of course we will bite, but our teeth are sure getting rotten from the attention deficit drugs..

*What is it with these politicians who cheat on their spouses with people who are like the spitting image of their spouses? Like, they have a "spouse complex." Remember Vicky Iseman?

I admit I admire former presidents John F. Kennedy and Franklin Roosevelt and also voted for Bill Clinton in 1996 (wasn't old enough in 1992), and all three of them had mistresses...however...none of them promoted family values.  Also Sarah was a month preggers with Track when she married Todd, and Track's paternity is in question as well.  Track looks a lot like family friend Curtis Menard Jr and not much like Todd and Sarah.

Track and Curtis Menard Jr.

Track and Linda Menard, Curtis Jr.'s mother

Track and Curtis Menard Sr, Curtis Jr.'s father

 Track and Larry Menard, Curtis Sr's brother

Thanks to Palingates.blogspot.com for posting these pics.

Reason #7 not to vote for Sarah Palin for president

The way she raises her children